Worship My Giant Head

What Are You Waiting For, Anyway

my giant head, which you are to worship. get to it!

The Head

Once and Future Leader of the Free World

Welcome to the website where you worship my giant head (pictured above). I invite you to take a moment of quiet reflection on the many virtues of my giant head... Mhm... O.K. Good job. If quiet reflection feels insufficient, please loudly and verbosely worship my giant head in the comment section below. Just remember: My giant head is a wrathful god.

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anonymous: i worshipped the head
just now, and it felt great